supershouldery | OPEN POST + VOICE TESTING

[Think fast, Captain. Tony is throwing an ice cream sandwich directly at your face for no apparent discernible reason.]

[That's larger than the normal edible projectile.

It's caught, of course, and Steve manages not to crush it completely.

Close thing, though.]

You know, usually people ask.

[Now he needs to see if the quinjet has napkins too.]

I did ask. Congrats, the supersoldier-in-a-can formula doesn't give you telepathy. It'd probably get old after a while.

[Tony, on the other hand, has a fudgecicle. Because yes, he gave Cap the vanilla ice cream treat, because he is hilarious. Would the all-American icon blush if he got something as racy as strawberry? Maybe he'll find out next time on: as the Quinjet Flies.]

But if you want to get pedantic about it - what is your opinion on frozen treats?

[This all-American icon is now perching on one of the arms of passenger chairs, reduced to sucking up the squeezed-out innards of the sandwich that made it through the wrapper under duress. Thanks, Tony.]

Banana split, always liked them.

[Bought with scraped together change from odd jobs. Always shared. Crowning victory for the month and utterly demolished to the point they were practically licking the bowl clean.]

Green tea isn't too bad either.

[That one is new.] You put in a refrigerator? [Because these can't be kept still cold and solid since the last time anyone reported Tony outside of the jet.]

[You are fucking welcome, pretty boy. Tony licks a strip up one side of that fudgesicle and then transfers two of his fingers - woefully coated - to his mouth.]

Are you kidding? This thing has a wetbar, freezer all inclusive.

[He gestures at a panel near the back. Technically it's supposed to be available to transport organs and/or severed limbs in the case of medical emergencies, but yeah, no. The intended purpose overlaps hardcore with the appropriated one. Plus, it's full of liquor. And ice cream.]

Is that right?

[Steve has to look, following Tony's flourish. He shouldn't be surprised, not with who's at the designer's wheel. Starks.

He peels off one side of the ice-cream sandwich and pushes up to go investigate.] You stock that up too?

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